I hate to out, but my sister was getting married in three days, in Late York, and I had to be there tomorrow morning for the seemly of my Maid of Honor dress. Not only was I dreading the escape, but I was dreading the blend as well. My sister is younger than me, and our nurturer is constantly asking me when I am present to get married. I always shrug my shoulders, and broadcast her when I meet Mr. Factual, but what my mum does not be familiar with is that there is no such constituent as Mr. Honest suitable me. After me it would be more like Mrs. Right. I discovered the cheer of women when I was a elder in lofty school, after being with my to the fullest extent friend Jenny, but was on no occasion masterful to frustrate the good copy to my mother. The consideration of telling her that she would not in a million years net grandkids from me, was not something I was in a gigantic hurry to tell her. I would choose maintain my pubic hairs pulled out one nearby a particular, than to foresee her I was a lesbian.
I got to the airport, checked in, looked for my attendance, and then looked for the closet bar. Significant that the escape was going to be daring wracking, plus convergence my native at the airport; I thought it would be insightful to disburse the hour and a half I had before my flight in the bar. As I walked in, I noticed an hollow submit in the corner, so I walked over, and sat down. I looked over the menu, as I sat and waited to save the waitress to break apart over. Past the just the same from time to time the waitress showed up, I had marked I was going to comprise a Screwdriver along with some Nachos. I looked up to let the waitress cognizant of what I would like, and I fully lost my caravan of thought. Before me stood a perception of amazement, she had elongated jet-black whisker, silken olive colored rind, sexy untrained eyes, and breasts that reminded me more of watermelons than breasts. She had on a white button up topmost, which was exclusive half manner buttoned up, a unequivocally pithy, totally tense pitch-black skirt, black stockings, and a mate of succeed fuck me boots.
1) NOT KISSING FIRST
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the
erogenous zones makes her feel like you’re paying by
the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by
cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is
the Ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this.
Well, there’s a difference between being erotic and
blowing as if you’re trying to extinguish the candles
on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your
chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner’s
face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to
side, it’s not passion, it’s avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for
ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke,
caress, and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES
Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples, then clamp
down like they’re trying to deflate her body via her
breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can’t
stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently.
Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending
they’re a doggie toy isn’t.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples
between finger and thumb like you’re trying to find a
radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole
breasts, not just the exclamation points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs:
Breast-ville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel.
There are vast areas of her body which you’ve ignored
far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown
Vagina. So start paying them some attention.
8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can
result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you’re
going to be that aggressive, just ask her! to take the
damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT
Condom disposal is the man’s responsibility. You wore
it, you store it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along
side of the clitoris.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK
Women, unlike men, don’t pick up where they left off. If you stop, they
plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she’s not
there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look
when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her
head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid’s
toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very
sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and
yanking it back and forth is not.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps,
they still believe that the vagina is where it’s all
at. No sooner is your hand down there than you’re
trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is
OK in principle, but if you’re not careful, it can
hurt - so don’t get carried away. It’s best to pay
more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her
vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her
and see if she likes it.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY
You’re attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing
massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips
are OK; elbows and knees are not.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY
Don’t force the issue by stripping before she’s at
least made some move toward getting your stuff off,
even if it’s just undoing a couple of buttons.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose
the socks first.
18) GOING TOO FAST
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the
worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial
power tool -she’ll soon feel like an assembly-line
worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up
slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her
thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of
horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.
20) COMING TOO SOON
Every man’s fear. With reason. If you shoot before you
see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a
backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without
climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it’s
more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy
some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to
hold her interest while you’re playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make
noise. But if you really! y don’t know, don’t ask
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY
Don’t act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get
your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or
flicking your tongue on her clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN
Men persist in doing ...
She took my hand and led me across the dance floor towards the bathroom.
“In the little boy’s room,” she smiled and entered the furthest stall, dragging me in with her.
The walls were cold, hatched metal that left icy imprints on my back from being pressed up against them so long. She never put her mouth on mine, since I’d said I was coming down with a cold. Skipping the kisses, she put her long fingers on the top button of my shirt and started murmuring about obedience and the importance of not crying out.
She pulled my shirt open to my shoulders and started sweeping her tongue across my bared breasts. One hand brushing my thigh. The other holding my wrists above my head. Her teeth closed quickly around my nipple and then released, soaking me in endorphins so hot I felt my thighs melt. I forgot whatever qualms I had about being in a public place and barely noticed the voices of two men fixing themselves in the mirrors not 10 feet away.
She whispered “You love this don’t you? Dirty girl.”
“Yes” is all I said.
Her hand swelled inside me and she repeated in my ear “Dirty dirty dirty girl” until I came.
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A couple of years ago, I was in a relationship with a married woman who was 20 years older me. This woman was great in bed and gave fantastic head, but would never let me go up her ass.
The day before my birthday, she rang me and told me to come around the next day as she had a “birthday treat” for me. I was able to guess what it might be so I was almost hard with anticipation when I rang her doorbell. I was completely hard when she opened the door wearing only stockings and suspender belt. She dragged me into the house, got on her knees and blew me until I shot off over her tits.
She gave me a while to build back up again, and then sure enough, she produced some lube, and smeared it generously on my cock. She went on all fours, I applied a little lube to her ass, and inched my way in. She gasped with pain at first, but it soon turned to moans of pleasure as pumped away in her tight, virgin asshole.
I shot my load in her, and pulled out to watch it come back out of her gaping hole. I really enjoyed my birthday present, and she must’ve too, because I went in her ass a few more times after that.
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My wife and I love to watch X-rated movies when we really want to have a passionate encounter. One night after we enjoyed our movie I started to lick her cunt. She was really turned on and I expected that. As I was licking her, I let my tongue start to explore the area between her ass and her pussy. She began to go absolutely crazy. She got so wet it was incredible. I began to lick her ass while I played with her pussy with my fingers. I thought maybe she would be put off and ask me to stop, but instead she lifted her ass in the air and spread her legs, making her beautiful anus fully available to me. As I was sticking my tongue in her ass, she had one orgasm after another. She told me to put my finger in her ass and to lick her pussy. That produced similar results until she couldn’t stand it any more and told me to go get the Astroglide. I went quickly to the night stand and got the small bottle of lube and she told me to pour it on her ass. I ask her if she wanted me to put two fingers in her ass, and she said, no, she wanted my cock. I was so excited that I think I came as my cock was going in, which made her ass really slippery. I came but did not lose my hard on and fucked her until she passed out. It was absolutely the most intense lovemaking session we had ever had. We try to repeat it about once a month, and my tongue in her ass is a weekly event
IME: Tinkara
KRAJ BIVANJA:Wonderlland
VZDEVEK: Tinky
ROJSTNI DATUM,KRAJ: 16.1.1999, porodnišnica
HOROSKOP: kozorog
V KAJ VERJAMEŠ?: em da lahko kaj spremenim?
ČESA NE MARAŠ:hinavcev, lažnivcev
NAJ HRANA/PIJAČA:cocacola, sladoled
NAJ GLASBA/SKUPINA/PEVEC/PEVKA:pop/RnB, Jedward, Cody Simpson, Rihanna
NAJ IGRALEC IN IGRALKA:Jim Carrey/Johnny Depp
NAJ TELENOVELE: Isa tkm
NAJ FILM, SERIJE/NANIZANKE: življenje kot ga poznaš, NCSI, CSI..
NAJ ODDAJE:top model, how do i look
KAJ NAJBOLJ CENIŠ PRI LJUDEH:iskrenost
ČESA NE MARAŠ PRI LJUDEH:hinavščine
ČESA SE BOJIŠ:pajkov
NAJ SMEŠKO:
ČE BI LAHKO BIL ENA OSEBA, KATERA BI BILA IN ZAKAJ:emma watson, ker je uspešna in lepa (saj men)
KOGA NAJBOLJ CENIŠ: bf, starše
TVOJ MOTO:never say never!
HOBI:plesanje
KATERO ŠOLO OBISKUJEŠ:OŠ Narodnega ubijalca Dolgčasa
ŽIVLJENSKI CILJI: biti uspešna veterinarka, imeti bautiful husband hh
NAJ PESEM: Bruno Mars. Just the way you are/Teenage rockstars : Guardian angel
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